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Rinse Me, Idiot

from It's An Emergency To Them by Earwig Deluxe

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lyrics

A casket for a slug
A carpet stained with melting jokebooks
The funeral’s today
But I can’t find a date to go with
My fingernails are rusting off
But these scratch ‘n’ sniffs are amazing
Smells like a clickety-clackety cross
Tracking salt across my basement

I suck meat through a brass straw
I built myself a gooseflesh mausoleum
Didn’t put a door in the wall
Dissolved my sugar cubes so nobody can see ‘em
Razor blades in the banana peels
A gaping gash in the Achilles Tendon
Animal bananas are moray eels
Humans are bags to stick your head in

Rinse me, idiot!
I am covered in scorpions
This ain't your grandmother's disease

I went for a swim today
The water tasted just like Vasoline
I drank it down and pissed it all away
And now the lifeguard is mad at me
The doctor switched my kneecaps
So I'd stop spinning around & around
Now I just spin in the other direction
But I can still roll from A to B if I stay on the ground

Rinse me, idiot!
I am covered in scorpions
This ain't your grandmother's disease

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from It's An Emergency To Them, released November 27, 2021

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